get out of there cat. you’re not an ornament.
sssh he’s just fixing a light. tiny kitty electrician.
just a sack of organs that cares far too much what other organ sacks think of me
dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
join my network
the followers network. rules:
- must be following me
- thats it
- theres no network
- follow me
Do you ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your room, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book at like 3am
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL
Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.
yet more info from tumbler staff!!
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
i told my mom about this post and she went ‘wait, you can do it with long sleeves? um, i’ll be right back’