Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.
George Bernard Shaw (via quotethat)

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

dogsenthusiast:

good things come to those who stay in their lane

sorryforsmartlyblogging:

merry-i-am:

salma:

why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse

hurricane muhammad

hurricane shaniqua 

hurricane nguyen 

because white people destroy everything.

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transkaidan:

do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks

cooldudebro:

mum: its time you got up now and youve got stuff to do dont you dare go back to sleep

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abracadang:

when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no 

lordofthewincest:

skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

rileyisafox:

epic-humor:

imjustally:
"CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES"

They see me rollin. They humbug.

rileyisafox:

epic-humor:

imjustally:

"CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES"

They see me rollin. They humbug.

douchechesters:

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

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bifacts:

Fact: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend bisexuals. It is currently unclear what exactly they recommend bisexuals for, but nonetheless bisexuals are flattered