I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.
Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.
hey i used to b uglier believe it or not
This sort of behavior used to irritate me until I learned about how invasive paparazzi are in America. There are no laws against it.
I’ve also realized, that by flipping off the camera, the pictures can’t be sold to magazines because of “profanity”. So really, she’s just protecting herself.
i did not know that.
After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine) jokes.
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.
Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world
Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work
Me: I love my tiny son
Teacher: sit down
HAVE YOU FINISHED ALREADY
EM TODAY WAS MY LAST SCHOOL DAY!!!!!!
I CANT BELIEVE IT
but i still have exams ew
missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy
how am i supposed to wipe my ass with this?