world’s okayest friend
passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.
is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)
i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever
I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.
This arc took a total of three scenes in the season (four if you count the scene where she’s not in the visiting room) and it still carried more weight than everything Larry’s dealt with the entire series.
my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home
TINY BURGER KING WHOPPER
I’VE DONE IT
THIS IS MY LEGACY
He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid
iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING
she’s so doing that tucking hair behind ear thing just like ordinary us meeting our crush
Nicki Minaj, ladies and gentlemen.
PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE THING
if you keep reblogging celebs dumping water all over themselves, even if you’re not, please watch this. please please please watch this.
those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it