pemsylvania:

the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

trapdad420:

3 tamagotchi’s

trapdad420:

3 tamagotchi’s

asian:

baby be mine oh my gosh

asian:

baby be mine oh my gosh

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

glowcloud:

people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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alegbra:

bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now

unclefather:

mattressblowoutsale:

honeysigh:

what does this mean

they make great burders

delicious French fried

unclefather:

mattressblowoutsale:

honeysigh:

what does this mean

they make great burders

delicious French fried

a haiku about math

thatsabsurrrrd:

nightfair:

what is going on
who buys sixty bananas
i don’t get this shit

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