hyenaspotz:

I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.

Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.

rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

hanierose:

lackthelighttoshowtheway:

This sort of behavior used to irritate me until I learned about how invasive paparazzi are in America. There are no laws against it.
I’ve also realized, that by flipping off the camera, the pictures can’t be sold to magazines because of “profanity”. So really, she’s just protecting herself.

i did not know that.

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine) jokes.

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

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bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

hotpaynecakes replied to your post “I CANT BELIEVE I FINISHES HIGH SCHOOL???”

HAVE YOU FINISHED ALREADY

EM TODAY WAS MY LAST SCHOOL DAY!!!!!!

I CANT BELIEVE IT

but i still have exams ew

kappatain-crunch:

missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy

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slimeghost2003:

how am i supposed to wipe my ass with this?

I CANT BELIEVE I FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL???

my hair dresser is so cute she opened up her salon on a day that it was supposed to be shut so she could do my hair for valedictory then refused to let us pay her??? she said it was a graduation gift aw i love her